tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5899223092036368127.post5557777296381711860..comments2023-10-18T11:46:50.206+01:00Comments on The Random Fish: Thought for the day... The really convincing story!Randomfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17310503800143231901noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5899223092036368127.post-78574534387229899622009-05-07T22:23:00.000+01:002009-05-07T22:23:00.000+01:00Gradual. Changes. Over. Millions. Of. Years.
Adapt...Gradual. Changes. Over. Millions. Of. Years.<br />Adaptation.<br />Mutation.<br />Competition.<br />Survival.<br />Fossil records.<br />Dinosaurs.<br />Redundant organs.<br />DNA.<br /><br />*Bigger sigh*<br /><br />Evolution - Theory (with good evidence to back this up)<br />Creation - Myth (Seriously, because the bible 'says so' is NOT evidence)<br /><br />Have you floated off into space today? No. Because the FSM kept you safe with his noodly appendages! (Now you simply cannot deny that! And don't try any of that 'Theory of Gravity' nonsense! It's just a 'theory'!)<br /><br />Have fun! ;-)Randomfishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17310503800143231901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5899223092036368127.post-45256961188498748192009-05-06T19:58:00.000+01:002009-05-06T19:58:00.000+01:00Funnies.
I did actually laugh out loud when I rea...Funnies.<br /><br />I did actually laugh out loud when I read this post, for real. I may or may not have ROFL'd and LMAO. :-D<br /><br />You theory gives me the funnies too though:<br />There were bacteria, that over a period of time became fish. (I wonder if the bacteria in my gut will somehow decide to become a hand in there? Now I feel ticklish.)<br /><br />Anyhoo, the bacteria somehow became fish. The fish (according to scientists) had one gigantic ocean to be in (as all the land was one land mass at that time). For some reason, despite having a whole ocean to themselves, went against their natural adaptations (living/breathing/growing/eating) in the ocean and came onto land. <br /><br />"Darling, there's no milk in the fridge."<br />"Oh. Well then babycakes. This is a conumdrum. I think we'd better go against our survival instincts and adaptations and go live inside the lava of a volcano."<br />"Ummm...well all this IS just a theory, darling."<br />"Quite."<br /><br />Right, so anyway, with fish left in the sea, fish now on the land, some fish became birds (not flying fish mind you, actual birds) and these birds became something, something else something else [insert an idea here] then we have all the living things we have today. Mind you, will still have things that scientists(?) claim are relatively unchanged since 'prehistory'...i.e. sharks and woodlice. For whatever reason, they have not evolved into someother random thing, a nice flower or a buffalo perhaps.<br /><br />*sigh*JLnoreply@blogger.com