Lent

I've been asked if I will give up anything for Lent. :-P

Not to celebrate anything religious or the like, but I have put my plans for world domination on hold. Which allowed me a little fun on how I would share out the countries to my loyal supporters.

Note: You can't have Australia. It doesn't exist! No-one has provided any proof that I can be bothered to verify.

Australia does not exist!!!

My last post was rather doom and gloom so I thought I would lighten the mood again.

I have come to the decision that Australia DOES NOT EXIST.

The reasons are as follows:

I have never actually seen it.
I believe that all maps lie.
Satellite images from space? Pah! Like I can afford to waste millions to send up my own satellite to check.
Kangaroos? That's just taking the p**s! (Don't even get me started on the Platypus!!!)

Someone has to expose this lie, and I will lead the charge!

*Explanation*
After a couple of theological discussions with friends, I needed to bring some humour back before I seriously annoyed someone. This was my response to someone not recognising that evolution is very real and almost certainly a fact. So, despite many people accepting that Australia exists and wouldn't ever consider calling it a 'theoretical landmass' I decided (as creationists show disdain to evidence) that Australia does not exist.

The double edged irony (and I do appreciate this) is that I am 'disbelieving' something else. ;-) But it would take the most pathetic attempt at reasoning to link this with my atheism. For a start you would also have to link it with an almost limitless amount of other things I seriously don't believe in. eg) Unicorns, Horoscopes, Spurs winning the Premiership, Pixies, seven-eyed unicycling wombats...

And if you think I am insane, then please visit flatearthsociety.org. I thought it was a joke but, for some people, clearly not!