I LOVE the diversity of christianity!
Behold a link about a polish priest (who is celibate) offering advice about sex in marriage. It's already sold out in Poland.
"Every act - a type of caress, a sexual position - with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God."
Now, if I was a believer... I would be a little unnerved! ("Oh, come on darling, let's do it for Jesus. Think of it as a prayer...") The same god, who I hasten to add, is pleased by the smell of a burning goat.
Sorry, but the comedy is too much to bear. :-D
Read the article here!
... and feel free to add your own jokes / comments / opinions.