Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Look what I got for my birthday!

It's an action Jesus figure!

OK, I'll admit that my eldest son thought he would look cooler with a 'Power glove' and an 'Axe of Unnatural Death'. But, hey! I could start a NEW sect of christianity here! Someone is surely going to believe in it.

This was a present from JL for my birthday, quite possibly because she has a faithful representation of the FSM (bless his noodly appendages) hovering over her desk at school.

Any ideas or adventures for Jesus, please feel free to add to the comments. :-)


  1. Good on you, Randomfish! I am so proud that you have given your awesome Jesus figurine the 'full armour of God', as described in Ephesians 6:11-17:

    Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power.Put on the full armour of God so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes.

    12 For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.

    13 Therefore put on the full armour of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand.

    14 Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled round your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place,

    15 and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace.

    16 In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one.

    17 Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.

    As ever, with a little tongue in cheek, love to my brother the Randomfish ;)

  2. Why, why, WHY isn't the FULLY ARMOURED SON OF GOD(tm) available as an action figure!?!

    Christianity is clearly missing a trick!

    History tells us just how bloodthirsty christians can be and there must be a huge untapped potential market.

    Dragon's den... here I come!


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